02092K7
Ordering pizza is so complicated these days.
Hi, thanks for calling Domino's. Can I help you?
If I order for delivery, can I pay over the phone with a credit card?
Have you ordered yet?
No.
You wanna do that now?
Yeah, if I can pay over the phone with a credit card.
What's your address?
2244 Highway 436
Ummmmmmmm hold on.
(talking to a co-worker) What's highway 436?
Is that like a street?
Uh. Yeah.
(talking to a co-worker) He says it's a street.
Where is that at?
Um..in Apopka.
So your house is on a highway?
I'm having the pizza delivered to a store in a plaza on 436 in Apopka. The store's address is 2244 Highway 436.
(talking to a co-worker) He says it's a store.
Is your business on 436?
The store's address is 2244 Highway 436. It's in the plaza with Sonny's Barbecue.
(talking to a co-worker) All he's saying is it's on 436.
Sir, we need something more concrete. Like, what actual street is your business on?
Does East Semoran Boulevard work for you?
(talking to a co-worker) East Semoran Boulevard?
Where at on Semoran, sir?
I'm sorry. Can I speak to someone there who knows the area?
Well, I know the area pretty good.
Let me rephrase that: Can I please speak to someone who isn't retarded? You do have someone there who isn't retarded, right?
Uh! Hold on..
I hung up while I was on hold. Holy shit.
02022K7
Tornadoes blow.
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