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March 2005

03292K5
I've been informed that James Sweeney's email address no longer works. He must have deleted it after being harrassed by so many people. As far as I know, his phone number and address are still good, though.

Easter was alright. I had the choice of going to my mother's house for a nice meal and maybe a movie, or going to my dad's house and get preached at and lectured for hours in between him taking short breaks to yell at his retarded wife. After careful consideration, and with some regret, I chose the former option. As a joke I suggested my mother cook barbecued rib fajitas, and she was actually going to do it. Unfortunately she didn't have enough fajita junk, and Publix was closed, so we ended up having barbecue ribs, fajita-seasoned chicken breast and quesadillas, with some baked beans and Spanish rice. Weird dinner, and not because of the food, but because of me catching a cold out of nowhere. In retrospect, doing yard work in the cold rain probably had something to do with it.

Right now I'm at work sick. Not answering the phone because my voice is shot. I've invented a new drinking game: every time Rob starts a reply to a customer with "Wuheelll," I knock back a shot of DayQuil. Today is a slow day, so I've only done it four times.


03242K5
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My turbo and wastegate should be here any day now.


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My grandmother's going out of town for two days.

Both her and my aunt Linda will be calling "regularly" (meaning constantly) to "check up" on us.

She'll be gone for two days.

She bought two packages of hotdogs and hotdog buns, a box of corn dogs, six frozen pizzas, four boxes of hot pockets, six boxes of another brand of hot pocket things, five boxes of frozen lasagna meals, six boxes of hungry man frozen dinners, four jars of ranch dip, two bags of Lays potato chips, a bunch of bananas and made large portions of baked ziti and chicken & rice. She bought all of this on Wednesday Tuesday and said we couldn't have any of it until this weekend so we don't run out.

Yep. Two whole days.

She left numbers of all my relatives on my father's side on the refridgerator, along with her cell phone number, and a reminder to feed the dog, in case both my brother an I catch a bad case of oops-I-forgot-every-fucking-thing-I-know.

Two days.

She spent ten minutes explaining to my brother an I how to feed the dog, and since she doesn't trust us to give him water she filled two pans of it and left them out on the front porch, and told me to fill one up so that he can drink from the other while I'm filling it.

She'll be gone for two days.

I hope I don't fuck up and starve the dog, myself and my brother to death.

Added a video, some voicemails and another AIM conversation to the James Sweeney section of the customer service archives. This is really starting to get spread around.

Oh, and "Jody," whoever you are, you should probably check out Gmail sometime. When stupid fucks such as yourself waste your time spamming my mailbox, I get one 500x500 pixel block of threaded headers. I then hit "report spam," followed by "delete forever." Alternatively, I could just a drop-down menu, followed by clicking on "move to trash," and then allow it to auto-delete. Either way, it takes roughly three seconds of my time to undo what took probably a half hour for you. Have fun with that.


03212K5
I made a sub-section just for the James Sweeney stuff, and added some emails to/from myself, as well as emails and conversations done by some guys on the message boards. It's in the customer service archives.


03172K5
Added James Sweeney: Extortionist and Complete Moron to the customer service archives. It's a little long, but I think you'll enjoy it. I know I did.


03152K5
I'm bored and don't have anything to add today, so here's my WoW dude doing the MC Hammer dance while wearing a rocket helmet:




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Subject: how too

i dion,t see how too get reissuance it sending me to a site called pillssomthing should i use expmeds or is reisuance at pills something that is at the bottom of the e-mai?
billl


03102K5
I've added a single google ad over there to the left. I promise I won't be angry if you click on it.

The ad isn't showing up for people with IE. Not sure what's up with that. Use Firefox, because it's cool.

I'm doing customer "service" again. Right now it's more boring than fun, but hopefully that'll change soon so I can get more content for my customer service section. It's pretty empty.


03092K5
Got my tax return. I'm thinking CPTA49 from Cotton's, some gauges and gauge pods and a big mouth kit. I also need to get my brake stuff put on. That should keep me broke for a while.


03072K5
I am bored.

Someone come wash my car.


03042K5
I shut my clan down, possibly for good. Sucks to see an eight-year-old clan die.


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