May 2008
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I don't want anyone to feel obligated to do something with me they normally wouldn't do just out of charity, guilt - even gratitude, or whatever it may be. If you don't want to be with me, honestly I don't want to be with you. When something like that isn't synergistic, why bother? You're maintaining an illusion just to placate your own conscience. I'd rather spend the night with a book and a bottle of scotch than with a girl thinking she's doing me a favor by pretending to like me. If you do, cool. If not, I'm not going to lose sleep over it. Just don't tell me you want to hang out when you don't.
I mean, unless there's sex involved. I'm fine with that. :)
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At work I have a well deserved reputation for being a dick. I'm very blunt, crass, sarcastic and less-than charmingly witted. I also sing a little jingle whenever someone's phone is damaged beyond repair and they have to buy a new one at full retail. Hence this email volley with a coworker:
From: Angel
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:19 PM
To: James
Subject:
I hate dickweeds!!
From: James
To: Angel
Sent: Wed May 21 13:30:22 2008
Subject: RE:
That is very hurtful. All this hate is tearing me up inside. In fact, my lower intestines have moved lower and my higher intestines climbed up my throat during an extended yawn while Steve was talking earlier and exited for parts unknown, leaving me with a hollow feeling inside. I have decided to turn over a new leaf and become a loving and caring individual, with open arms, good words and warm feelings extended toward all my co-workers.
I love you, man.
From: Angel
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:32 PM
To: James
Subject: Re:
I wasn't calling u a dickweed, (jake)
From: James
To: Angel
Sent: Wed May 21 13:35:10 2008
Subject: RE:
Well then, I humbly apologize for the misunderstanding. Please have a pleasant and wonderful day!
From: Angel
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:42 PM
To: James
Subject: Re:
Ur being too nice.. I don't like it!
From: James
To: Angel
Sent: Wed May 21 13:43:30 2008
Subject: RE:
I apologize if I am coming off too strong with my untamed niceness and I hope you can forgive me.
From: Angel
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:45 PM
To: James
Subject: Re:
Assmuncher
From: James
To: Angel
Sent: Wed May 21 14:02:12 2008
Subject: RE:
I probably deserve that. I apologize for being an assmuncher and thank you for reminding me that I am an assmuncher. Also, if you require my assmunching services I'd be happy to comply.
From: James
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:29 PM
To: Angel
Subject: let's get together tonight
A bunch of the guys and I are getting together tonight to read The Last of the Mohicans. Care to join us?
From: Angel
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:31 PM
To: James
Subject: RE: let's get together tonight
Umm.. Is that a joke or are you serious?
From: James
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:37 PM
To: Angel Murphy
Subject: RE: let's get together tonight
I'm very serious about reading, but I don't do it very well, hence the group project.
From: Angel
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:40 PM
To: James
Subject: RE: let's get together tonight
I love to read! What time?
From: James
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:51 PM
To: Angel Murphy
Subject: RE: let's get together tonight
We typically start our group reading during the Witching Hour.
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I kept meaning to update my page the past two months, but I get busy and forget, and for that I am truly sorry to those of you (yes, all 3 of you) who continue to check this place for updates about my ever so exciting life. Since you care so much, the least I can do is summarize what I've been up to:
Working.
A lot.
And also trying to trick hot Asian-Hispanic hybrid girls and their hot blonde friends to have crazy, drunken sex with me, but so far I've had only limited success.
I am, however, making a decent amount of cash. Instead of dumping it all into cars, computers, clothes and cunts, I think I'm going to try my luck with this "saving money" thing I heard about. I'll let you know how that works out.
Still playing WoW, although all I do now is 2v2 on the weekends with my brother. We're currently hovering at 2100-2200 on Rampage as disc priest/warlock, both being the wrong race (orc/troll). That shit is frustrating. I'm actually surprised our desks are still standing and our mice and keyboards still function.
The Buick is still broken. I'm still deciding on what I'm going to do with it. Trying to keep it running as a daily driver sucks, so I'm definitely not doing that again. I'm either going to keep it as a weekend fun car or do a cheap paint job and sell it. I'll probably end up getting another one if I sell it, though. Damn stupid 80s landsled money pit mullet mobiles...why do they have to be so fun to drive?