Luna McTuna: Hi
Luna McTuna: I was told that you would be a reliable source of information by one of my collegues
Okeehh: i'm sorry who is this?
Luna McTuna: My name is Harold
Luna McTuna: so anyways, I have some questions and I'm hoping you can answer them
Okeehh: questions about what?
Luna McTuna: masturbation
Luna McTuna: y'see, it's all a new concept for me
Okeehh: You sick fag! go away! and get a freaking life!
Luna McTuna: oh, c'mon
Okeehh: who gave you my SN?
Luna McTuna: my friend Clem did
Luna McTuna: so, on average, how many times do you masturbate a week?
Luna McTuna: this is for my statistics class, btw
Luna McTuna: :-( fine I'll just take a 0 for the assignment
Okeehh: yeah you do that
Luna McTuna: and I'll be sure to send you a copy of my rejection letter from MIT!
Okeehh: we'll you deserve one for being such a perv!
Luna McTuna: it's people like you that keep people from fulfilling their dreams
Luna McTuna: how do you sleep at night?
Luna McTuna: is that why you're up all night masturbating? because of the guilt?
Okeehh: why don't you go ask your friends
Okeehh: no but i bet it's why you are
Luna McTuna: Hey I have a disorder, it's not my fault!
Okeehh: Now please dont' speak to me again, your seriously sick
Okeehh: it's not mine either so bye bye
Okeehh signed off at 11:55:06 PM.