scottnegat (8:30:07 PM): hey
Luna McTuna (8:30:15 PM): Hi
scottnegat (8:30:23 PM): im scott
Luna McTuna (8:30:31 PM): I'm Rebecca :-)
scottnegat (8:30:53 PM): nice to meet you
scottnegat (8:30:58 PM): where are you from?
Luna McTuna (8:31:27 PM): Breadensburg, Oklahoma
Luna McTuna (8:31:37 PM): originally from somewhere in Nebraska
Luna McTuna (8:31:43 PM): or so they told me
scottnegat (8:31:50 PM): what do you mean?
Luna McTuna (8:32:18 PM): well I lived in an orphanage in OK for as far back as I can remember
scottnegat (8:32:36 PM): oh sorry to hear that
Luna McTuna (8:32:54 PM): my parents died in a fishing/train accident
scottnegat (8:33:01 PM): god thats bad
Luna McTuna (8:33:12 PM): well, they sort of deserved it I guess
Luna McTuna (8:33:19 PM): sitting on the train tracks fishing
Luna McTuna (8:33:31 PM): it doesn't really bother me much
scottnegat (8:33:35 PM): damn
Luna McTuna (8:33:54 PM): the nuns at the orphanage were nice to me, unlike the stereotypical orphanage nuns you see in movies and on tv
Luna McTuna (8:34:03 PM): they taught me many, many things...
scottnegat (8:34:23 PM): like what?
Luna McTuna (8:34:28 PM): well..
Luna McTuna (8:34:33 PM): Are you into watersports?
scottnegat (8:34:40 PM): not really
Luna McTuna (8:34:53 PM): oh
Luna McTuna (8:34:57 PM): I love it
scottnegat (8:35:09 PM): im more the baseball type
Luna McTuna (8:35:22 PM): Sister Marie Ellen's golden showers of blessing is what we called it back then
scottnegat (8:35:51 PM): kewpl
scottnegat (8:35:56 PM): *kewl
Luna McTuna (8:36:29 PM): well I finally got out of the orphanage and I'm trying to make it on my own
Luna McTuna (8:36:33 PM): but it's so very lonely
scottnegat (8:36:47 PM): id imagine
scottnegat (8:36:53 PM): how old are you?
Luna McTuna (8:37:00 PM): 18
scottnegat (8:37:07 PM): oho k
Luna McTuna (8:38:06 PM): how about you?
scottnegat (8:38:17 PM): 19
Luna McTuna (8:38:21 PM): cool
scottnegat (8:38:29 PM): yep
Luna McTuna (8:38:31 PM): where do you live?
scottnegat (8:38:38 PM): michigan
Luna McTuna (8:38:56 PM): little bit of a drive
Luna McTuna (8:39:04 PM): I learned to drive a few months ago
scottnegat (8:39:08 PM): yeah just a bit
scottnegat (8:39:18 PM): wow you sure waited a long time
Luna McTuna (8:39:38 PM): I never got the chance :-(
Luna McTuna (8:39:47 PM): well, the nuns usually did all the driving...
Luna McTuna (8:39:56 PM): tho we didn't go anywhere
Luna McTuna (8:40:41 PM): they would tell us to just close our eyes and think of the lord in heaven, and then they'd drive all night
Luna McTuna (8:41:00 PM): say, how do you feel about loose women?
scottnegat (8:41:18 PM): ha
scottnegat (8:41:22 PM): i usually like them
Luna McTuna (8:41:28 PM): cool
scottnegat (8:41:37 PM): y?
Luna McTuna (8:42:01 PM): well, they "drove" so much that when me and the other children would play hide and seek, I became the favorite hiding spot
Luna McTuna (8:42:37 PM): I guess "loose" was a bit of an understatement
scottnegat (8:42:51 PM): whoa
Luna McTuna (8:43:07 PM): lol I'm joking
Luna McTuna (8:43:11 PM): they couldn't hide in me
Luna McTuna (8:43:18 PM): the farthest anyone got was their leg
Luna McTuna (8:43:29 PM): just a little past the knee
scottnegat (8:43:37 PM): ohhhhhh ok
scottnegat (8:44:13 PM): you wanna see my pic?
Luna McTuna (8:44:17 PM): sure
scottnegat wants to directly connect (8:44:28 PM).
scottnegat is now directly connected (8:44:31 PM).
scottnegat (8:45:21 PM): [IMG SRC="scott.jpg" ID="1" WIDTH="468" HEIGHT="351" DATASIZE="32172"]
Luna McTuna (8:45:33 PM): nice
Luna McTuna (8:45:36 PM): so how big are you?
scottnegat (8:45:53 PM): how big?
Luna McTuna (8:45:56 PM): yeah
Luna McTuna (8:46:06 PM): from base to tip
Luna McTuna (8:46:16 PM): fully errect
Luna McTuna (8:46:29 PM): the toys they always used were 12s so I can handle pretty much anything
scottnegat (8:46:42 PM): 9 inches
Luna McTuna (8:47:44 PM): wow
Luna McTuna (8:47:53 PM): do you have any brothers or sisters
scottnegat (8:48:19 PM): a little bro
Luna McTuna (8:48:26 PM): how little?
Luna McTuna (8:48:31 PM): does he have a big one too?
scottnegat (8:48:38 PM): hes 11
Luna McTuna (8:49:14 PM): Sister Mary Sistah was a nine-volt
scottnegat (8:49:24 PM): what?
Luna McTuna (8:49:25 PM): so she would have a strap and a little dinky thing
Luna McTuna (8:49:37 PM): you know..a negative and a positive on the same end
Luna McTuna (8:50:19 PM): (a hermaphrodite)
Luna McTuna (8:50:28 PM): Hermaphrodite sounds like a greek god
scottnegat (8:50:37 PM): haha yeah
Luna McTuna (8:50:40 PM): if it's not then it should be
scottnegat (8:50:51 PM): haha
Luna McTuna (8:51:02 PM): so anyways I can handle a big one and a little one at the same time
Luna McTuna (8:51:06 PM): is your mom hot?
scottnegat (8:51:26 PM): uhh
scottnegat (8:51:57 PM): shes my mom
Luna McTuna (8:52:13 PM): yeah but is she hot?
Luna McTuna (8:52:21 PM): go ask your dad if your mom has big tits
scottnegat (8:52:41 PM): are you bi?
Luna McTuna (8:53:05 PM): yeah
Luna McTuna (8:53:09 PM): are you?