FloppyHorseyDick: yo yo yo
turdburger7188: damn man how many names u got
FloppyHorseyDick: You don't even know who I am
turdburger7188: jeremy
turdburger7188: its not that hard since u ben immign me wit diff names all day
FloppyHorseyDick: Well I guess I can't fool you.
turdburger7188: hellz nah im smrter than you
turdburger7188: *smarter
FloppyHorseyDick: ok
FloppyHorseyDick: wanna cyber
turdburger7188: WTF
turdburger7188: man tats fuckin GAY
FloppyHorseyDick: it doesn't have to be
turdburger7188: how
FloppyHorseyDick: You pretend you're a chick
turdburger7188: shit dude thats sick
FloppyHorseyDick: ok I'll pretend I'm a chick
turdburger7188: still think its gay
FloppyHorseyDick: nah man it's over the comp
FloppyHorseyDick: it's just role-playing
FloppyHorseyDick: I'll be the chick, you be the guy
turdburger7188: just becus its on comp dusnt mean its not gay
turdburger7188: 2 guys having cyber sex = gay
FloppyHorseyDick: but we don't see eachother and we're pretending i'm a chick
FloppyHorseyDick: and since i'm a chick i'll cooperate better than a chick would
turdburger7188: o i c
turdburger7188: so its not gay cuz ur a girl
FloppyHorseyDick: yeah
turdburger7188: ok
FloppyHorseyDick: you'll do it?
turdburger7188: yeah
turdburger7188: il start if off
FloppyHorseyDick: I always knew it...
turdburger7188: we meet in a hotel loby
turdburger7188: new what
FloppyHorseyDick: you fuckin fag
turdburger7188: what
FloppyHorseyDick: trying to have cyber sex with a guy
FloppyHorseyDick: that's so gay
FloppyHorseyDick: you fuckin fudgepacker
turdburger7188: wtf man you said it wasnt gay
turdburger7188: guy and girl
turdburger7188: not guy and guy
FloppyHorseyDick: I'm a guy!
turdburger7188: fine il be the grl
FloppyHorseyDick: You goddamn homo
FloppyHorseyDick: quit talking to me
turdburger7188: but ur the one that said
FloppyHorseyDick: tryin to plug my ass
turdburger7188: that is wusnt gay
turdburger7188: u said u were a girl!
FloppyHorseyDick: I'm a guy!
FloppyHorseyDick: my name is Jeremy!
FloppyHorseyDick: I have a penis!!
turdburger7188: I KNW BUT U SAID U WERE A GIR
FloppyHorseyDick: P E N I S
FloppyHorseyDick: girls have a vagina
FloppyHorseyDick: well, most of them, anyway
turdburger7188: i now!!!!
turdburger7188: comon man
FloppyHorseyDick: WTF you're still trying to have sex with me
FloppyHorseyDick: NO MEANS NO
FloppyHorseyDick: I DON'T SWING THAT WAY
turdburger7188: wtf is ur problem
FloppyHorseyDick: you're fuckin gay and you're tryin to get me to have sex with you!!
turdburger7188: its on the comp!
FloppyHorseyDick: and I'm a guy. You're a guy. I'M NOT GAY
FloppyHorseyDick: LEAVE ME ALONE
turdburger7188: why r u warng me
FloppyHorseyDick: CUZ YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME UP THE ASS
FloppyHorseyDick: STOP IT! PUT THAT THING BACK IN YOUR PANTS!
FloppyHorseyDick: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!
turdburger7188: i aint gay
turdburger7188: ur the fuckin gay btch
turdburger7188: bitch
FloppyHorseyDick: You're the one that's trying to rape me!
FloppyHorseyDick: I bet you wanna suck my cock, too
turdburger7188: jermy man i will beat the shit out of you 2marro
FloppyHorseyDick: no you'll try to get me up the ass
turdburger7188: watevr fag
FloppyHorseyDick: You callin ME the fag? You wanna suck my cock and you calling ME a fag?!
turdburger7188: ok fucker
turdburger7188: ill be at gregs house at 8
turdburger7188: show ur pussy azz
turdburger7188: and il beat it
FloppyHorseyDick: I know you will!
FloppyHorseyDick: you'll beat it thinkin about me!
turdburger7188: i will
turdburger7188: fuck u bitch
FloppyHorseyDick: haha
FloppyHorseyDick: bitch you come anywhere near my ass and I swear I'll send ur pic and address to an
FloppyHorseyDick: inmate
FloppyHorseyDick: so they'll come lookin for you when they get out
FloppyHorseyDick: then see how YOU like to be ram-rodded
FloppyHorseyDick: you'll probably enjoy it
FloppyHorseyDick: so you can thank me later
turdburger7188: ya ok
turdburger7188: u knw wut fuk that
turdburger7188: im comin over right now
turdburger7188: get ur pussy ass rddy
FloppyHorseyDick: I'm not getting my ass ready for you!
FloppyHorseyDick: I told you bitch keep the fuck away from my ass
FloppyHorseyDick: It's made for things to go out of it, not to come in
turdburger7188: i bet ur dad does it 2 u al the time
FloppyHorseyDick: I bet you hate your dad
FloppyHorseyDick: that's why most people are gay
FloppyHorseyDick: he's not a bad person, he wishes the best for you
FloppyHorseyDick: e doesn't want to see you turn into a fag
FloppyHorseyDick: he*
FloppyHorseyDick: well, it's too late for that I guess
FloppyHorseyDick: since you're already one
turdburger7188: bitch I will fuk u
FloppyHorseyDick: see? you're still trying to fuck me
turdburger7188: i ment fuck u up
FloppyHorseyDick: uh huh
turdburger7188: fuck u
FloppyHorseyDick: why? so you can watch me? FAG
turdburger7188: ok im comin over right now
FloppyHorseyDick: ok
FloppyHorseyDick: but, before you go
FloppyHorseyDick: I'd just like you to know something
turdburger7188: wut faggit
FloppyHorseyDick: yo ass has been pranked, courtesy of tim-only.com
turdburger7188: ok whatever homop
FloppyHorseyDick: but you can still kick Jeremy's ass if you want...whoever that is
FloppyHorseyDick: while I send this in for the whole world so see
turdburger7188: 2 c tat ur a fag
FloppyHorseyDick: or vice-versa :-)
FloppyHorseyDick: nothin personal
FloppyHorseyDick: well, later